Old people dating younger people

But, trapped in his tiny living room, I began to feel stifled by his tales of woe.

was published, the earth was "scientifically" determined to be 100 million years old. In 1947, science firmly established that the earth was 3.4 billion years old.

Thankfully, I learned enough about him on the phone to decide not to go for a drink with him.

He was a champion whinger whose bitterness could have melted the phone line.

So why on earth should I settle for an out-of-condition old codger like him just because society deems it appropriate for me?

Especially not when I still feel vibrant and youthful enough to attract the hot young Pups of this world? ’ sneered one anonymous troll, while others gleefully informed me that my actions meant I faced a sad and lonely old age.

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